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Laura, I love you knitting. This is excellent, really put a smile on my face. x
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"Dont let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart."
Abigail Van Buren:
"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes."
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~*~ Time exists but just on your wrist so don't panic ~*~
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"Dont let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart."
Abigail Van Buren:
"People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes."
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"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail.
"There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail.
See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance!
They are waiting on the shingle - will you come and join the dance?"
is a perfect ray **
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